“In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” Tyrion stands wrongly accused of murdering Joff-even though no one could really blame him if he had-and still finds time for humor when death is in sight. “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” After his trial, on the prospect of death. He tries to reason with her (which he should know is pointless), and she simply replies that the war will go on for a very long time. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.”Īt the end of Season Three, Tyrion is once again trying to find common ground with Cersei. Tyrion tries to get Pod to drink as much as he does, but poor Pod just doesn’t have the stamina. True to the insult, Tyrion is able to terrify him with words alone. The two get into an altercation, and Joffrey calls him a monster. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”Īfter Robb Stark is murdered and Tywin Lannister announces it to the small council, Joffrey gloats, while Tyrion is more subdued. It’s your one redeeming quality, that and your cheekbones.“Oh, “monster.” Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles. There’s nothing more powerful than a good story. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you, I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it! – Tyrion Lannister
Watching your vicious b*stard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying wh*res. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. If my father wants someone to get f*cked I know where he can start. We Make Peace With Our Enemies, Not Our Friends. I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows. Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin? Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck. – Tyrion LannisterĮvery time we deal with an enemy, we create two more. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them. You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. – Tyrion LannisterĪll dwarves are b*stards in their father’s eyes.
– Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats. – Tyrion LannisterĪ long and bloody tale. Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! – Tyrion Lannister Why are all the gods such vicious c*nts? Where is the god of t*ts and wine? – Tyrion Lannister The lord of light wants his enemies burned. I remember reading an old sailor’s proverb, ‘Piss on wildfire and your c*ck burns off.’ – Tyrion Lannister It’s even better luck to suck a dwarf’s c*ck.
I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance. That’s what I do: I drink and I know things. – Tyrion LannisterĪnd a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. I should have let Stannis kill you all! – Tyrion Lannister I saved this city, and all your worthless lives. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Whereas life, ah, life is full of possibilities. Sometimes Nothing Is The Hardest Thing To Do.
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